Saturday, January 10, 2009

Another Tiring Day

Alas, that is enough for one day children. Suffice to say, the tale of how Mr. Van Buren came to die is a very long story, although I am proud to say that it was by my hand. More tomorrow, for I fear my manservant Mr. Winston is eloping with my grand-daughter behind the wood-shed. I must attend to this at once. Where did I leave my dueling-pistols?
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  1. AlexJanuary 13, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    do you even know what eloping means?

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  2. Nartholomewl IVJanuary 13, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    You'll be good to be silent and not question your elders boy! Back in my day, if you so much as looked at a ladies ankle funny, it was the gallows for you! Now let that be a reminder!

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