Saturday, January 10, 2009

The Ill-Tempered Monroe

You can see the evil in his grim expression,
can't you?


After the lynching, Mr. Monroe took control of the White-House. Actually, he got a wooden shack, due to fact that the mob had burnt down the White-House. Anyways, Mr. Monroe arrived early one morning in a drunken stupor. He proceeded to stumble round, mostly naked and completely drunken. People questioned his motives until it all became clear when a local shoemaker, arriving with new footwear for Mr. Monroe, he bore witness to a horrible scene. Inside the basement of the West Wing, Mr. Monroe was caught, bottle in one hand, whip in the other. The vastness of the textile mill was said to be amazing. Monroe stood atop a table, laughing maniacally. He turned to face the shoemaker, and realizing that his secret factory had been found and his child labour revealed, he laughed again. Pulling the lever 'neath his throne, Mr. Monroe ascended through the hidden stairs behind his bookshelf and fled the ruins.

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