The Sad Mr. Quincy Adams

Poor Mr. Quincy, he still has
that confused look upon his face.

Back when his father was in charge, Mr. Quincy, much like myself, was also exposed to his fathers various ideas of "entertainment." When he grew too old for his fathers vices o be performed upon him, he was promptly castrated like all the other children. Fortunately, I was spared this fate. In his elderly age, Mr. Quincy took to the liquor. One day, late at night in an inebriated state, he was caught inside the local hospital, his cloak full of newborn babes. You see, Mr. Quincy, unable to make children of his own, took to stealing infants for his own pleasure. When confronted by the local deputy, Mr. Quincy threw upon his robe, revealing that 'neath his overcoat and stolen babes, he was in the nude. He was quickly put down.