The Sinful Mr. Jefferson!

The Bastard himself.

And they say he wrote the Declaration of Independence! Back in my day, you had to do more than accost your servant to achieve such lofty titles! Bah! I remember that man, he was evil! He liked the French, and that was ample grounds for assaulting him in the streets! I remember the street urchins who would throw stones at his oddly shaped head. One day he snapped and the urchins were never seen again. I presume they went to Mr. Adams and his bedchamber.